Cinco De Mayo

This post is as late as a season of Sherlock.

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Josie: Hola!!! Welcome to Cinco De Mayo!

Josie: Cinco De Mayo is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico and the U.S. However most American’s mistake the actual holiday as Mexico’s Independence Day. It is not. Cinco De Mayo is actually a celebration of the victory over French forces in the battle of Puebla. The holiday is usually celebrated with food, parades, music, dancing, ect. But in the U.S it’s mostly another excuse to ruin that diet you’ve supposedly been on since January.

Josie: I’m the closest to being Mexican although I’m from New Mexico which makes no sense but that’s what we’re working with.

Josie: Now I’ll quit jabbering and start this little Fiesta shall we?

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Josie: Alright now we’ll start with making some guacamole.

Josie: You will need……

Josh: DID SOMEONE SAY GUACAMOLE???!!!!

Josh: WELL LEMME GET MY SOMBRERO!!!

Josie: Josh no.

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Josh: BONJOUR MY TINY TACO FRIENDS!!!!

Josie: That’s French, not Spanish.

Brie: TACOS???!!

Josie: Oh no.

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Brie: MEXICO HERE WE COME!!!!

Josie: Oh gosh no. Is that my skirt???!!

Brie: Yep and I look FABULOUS!!!!!!

Josie:……. Don’t.

Josh: Taco’s are very welcome over the wall Mexicans aren’t.

Josie: JOSHUA!!!

Josh: Hey it’s true. You go talk with Trump if you don’t want a wall I just want tacos and guacamole!!

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Josie: I apologize for the interruptions. Now the ingrediants are…….

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Brie: Oh my dear sugar skulls I’m Josie and I take this holiday way too seriously, and I won’t let anyone eat or have fun.

Josie: HEY!

Josh: DANCE PARTY!!!

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Josie: Wait what??!!!

Brie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANCE PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Brie: COME ON JOSIE GET INTO IT!

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Josie: Again I am very sorry I’m out of time for the guacamole, but I’ll show you the recipe for tacos be…

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Brie: NOM NOM nom.

Josie: BRIE!!!!!

Josie: YOU LITTLE DEVIL COME BACK HERE!!!!

Brie: *giggling.

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Josie: Now Brie hit the pinata this time not Josh.

Brie: Awwww but that’s no fun.

Josie: Brie.

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Brie: HE YA!!!
Brie: *Miss Piggy karate chops the pinata

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Brie: CANDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THANKS FOR READING AND HAPPY BELATED CINCO DE MAYO!!

-Abby 🙂