Cinco De Mayo

This post is as late as a season of Sherlock.

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Josie: Hola!!! Welcome to Cinco De Mayo!

Josie: Cinco De Mayo is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico and the U.S. However most American’s mistake the actual holiday as Mexico’s Independence Day. It is not. Cinco De Mayo is actually a celebration of the victory over French forces in the battle of Puebla. The holiday is usually celebrated with food, parades, music, dancing, ect. But in the U.S it’s mostly another excuse to ruin that diet you’ve supposedly been on since January.

Josie: I’m the closest to being Mexican although I’m from New Mexico which makes no sense but that’s what we’re working with.

Josie: Now I’ll quit jabbering and start this little Fiesta shall we?

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Josie: Alright now we’ll start with making some guacamole.

Josie: You will need……

Josh: DID SOMEONE SAY GUACAMOLE???!!!!

Josh: WELL LEMME GET MY SOMBRERO!!!

Josie: Josh no.

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Josh: BONJOUR MY TINY TACO FRIENDS!!!!

Josie: That’s French, not Spanish.

Brie: TACOS???!!

Josie: Oh no.

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Brie: MEXICO HERE WE COME!!!!

Josie: Oh gosh no. Is that my skirt???!!

Brie: Yep and I look FABULOUS!!!!!!

Josie:……. Don’t.

Josh: Taco’s are very welcome over the wall Mexicans aren’t.

Josie: JOSHUA!!!

Josh: Hey it’s true. You go talk with Trump if you don’t want a wall I just want tacos and guacamole!!

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Josie: I apologize for the interruptions. Now the ingrediants are…….

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Brie: Oh my dear sugar skulls I’m Josie and I take this holiday way too seriously, and I won’t let anyone eat or have fun.

Josie: HEY!

Josh: DANCE PARTY!!!

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Josie: Wait what??!!!

Brie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANCE PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Brie: COME ON JOSIE GET INTO IT!

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Josie: Again I am very sorry I’m out of time for the guacamole, but I’ll show you the recipe for tacos be…

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Brie: NOM NOM nom.

Josie: BRIE!!!!!

Josie: YOU LITTLE DEVIL COME BACK HERE!!!!

Brie: *giggling.

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Josie: Now Brie hit the pinata this time not Josh.

Brie: Awwww but that’s no fun.

Josie: Brie.

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Brie: HE YA!!!
Brie: *Miss Piggy karate chops the pinata

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Brie: CANDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THANKS FOR READING AND HAPPY BELATED CINCO DE MAYO!!

-Abby 🙂

American Girl Doll store

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Hello! peasants. Everyone doing well? It’s been f o r e v e r since I posted. FOREVER. It’s not that I haven’t been taking photos I have 5-6 posts that I JUST HAVE TO WRITE. I have Easter on here still EASTER. …… So ya I’m behind big time. Anyways this is a long post well all of my posts are long. So grab some food, get comfy, and brace yourself for my endless ranting since I’m behind.

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Kit: I’m bored.

Josie: It’s been two minutes since we left.

Brie: I’m so excited what are we going to buy??!!!!

Josie: Well since Josh had to spend all our money on a popcorn machine not much.

Brie: What Popcorn Machine??

*Flashback  Time: March, 28th, 2017

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Josie: No. Get that thing out of my house now.
Josh: Firstly it’s a popcorn machine and it works well,  and it was cheap.

Josie: How much was it?

Josh: Eight dollars.

Josie:……

Josie: JOSH THAT’S THE LAST OF THE MONEY WE HAVE!!!

Josh: How was I supposed to know that we’re poor.

Josie: WE LIVE OFF RAMEN NOODLES AND COFFEE!! LIZ SLEEPS IN A HAMMOCK!!! KIT MAKES 5 BUCKS A WEEK SELLING NEWSPAPERS AND MAKING BOTTLE RETURNS!!!!

Josie: ON A SCALE FROM KIT’S GRADES TO JOSH’S DESPERATE  ATTEMPTS AT CARTWHEELS. WE ARE HIGHER IN DEBT THAN BRIE’S EGO.

Present Day: April 29

Brie: Oh yeah I remember.

Kit: Can we change the radio station this is the third time we’ve heard bohemian rhapsody.

Josie: …………………

Brie: ……………………..

Me:………………………………….

My Mom: ………………………….

The president:…………………….

The country:………………………….

The world:………………………………

God:……………………………………………………………….

Satan:……………………………………………………………………..

The Universe:……………………………………………………………….

Can you hear all the silent death glares pointed at poor Kit right now?

Josie: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

April (from the car trunk):  SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brie: THUNDERBoLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!

Josie (High note): GALILEO!!!

Brie (Little softer): GALILEO!

Josie (High note): GALILEO!!!

Brie (Little softer): GALILEO!

EVERYONE: GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICO OOOOOO

(whispering): I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me

EVERYONE: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

………..Well you know the rest of the song……………………………………………………………….

2 hours later…

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Brie: WELCOME TO THE HOTEL TOUR!!!

Brie: These are the beds.

Brie: And this.

Brie: IS THE HEAVENLY SHOWER THAT WE ALL LOVE!

 

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The American Girl Doll Store

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Kit: I have clones?!?!

Kit: I have clones, I could make them do my chores, and creep people out, I COULD START AN ARMY!! THE KIT ARMY!!

Josie: You could if you had 500 dollars.

Kit: Or I could just steal them.

Josie: ……………….Wow ok.

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Josie: Hi Julie.

Julie: …………………………

Josie:……………………………..

Josie: Awkward silence right you’re a display doll.

Josie: *waves arms in Julies face.

Josie: Can you hear me? Are you dead?

Josie: This would actually be a very good place to hide a body.

Josie: No one knows if you’re on display and alive or dead.

Josie: Then again we can’t be alive we’re fictional characters.

Kit: WHAT?!

Josie: Nothing.

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Kit: Hey Josie these are Wellie Wishers?

Josie: What’s a Wishy well?

Kit: No WELLIE WISHER!!

Josie: Welliewish wishywell?

Josie: Isn’t that an actor?

Kit: Whatever, we should get one!

Kit: We could babysit it!!

Josie: You can’t even keep a plant alive. Are you sure you can keep a kid alive for one hour?

Kit: That’s….. A valid point.

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Kit: Look it’s Patrick Stump with a sex change!

Josie: Patricia Stump!

Kit: What would the other band members be named if they were female.

Josie: Patrick Stump = Patricia Stump, Andy Hurley= Andie Hurley, Joe Trohman = Jay Trohman, Pete Wentz =….. I honestly don’t know.

Kit: Fall Out Girls.

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Josie: I love these moments.

Josie: When you have the chance to do the right thing.

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Josie: I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Josie: And steal the disabled’s fries.

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This is why I’m not allowed in malls by the way. I buy EVERYTHING. Anyways the AG haul. Don’t get excited I’m not giving anything away I’m selfish. Unlike Kiki so go check out her giveaway.

https://cherrycola22.wordpress.com/2017/04/28/kamilles-one-wish-photo-shoot-giveaway/

Because Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Free advertising. But really go check it out.

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First up Josie’s accessories. I am in love with the necklace.

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Then we have Josie’s feast outfit,

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I LOVE THESE SHOES. Also it was between this outfit and her festival outfit.

😉

If you’ve read this far just know April has been dropped off at the AG Hospital for a new head.

Thanks For Reading!!

-Abby. :))

 

 

Movie Night

Hello. Hope all you peasants are enjoying Easter weekend. Sorry it’s been a while this is a short one, because I have a easter post to plan. 🙂 So enjoy.

 

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Kitty: SOMEONE GET THE POPCORN!!!

Brie: AND CANDY!!!

Kitty: April get the popcorn!

Apri: It’s Liz’s turn.

Liz: I’m busy.

April: Snapchatting is not considered busy.

Liz: It was when you did it last week!

Hazel: I’ll make it!

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Brie: HURRY UP THE MOVIE IS STARTING!!!!

Hazel: It’s just commercials.

Kitty: Oh. My. Gosh.

Brie: ……

Kit:…………………

Hazel:………………….

Liz: …………….

Everyone: ………..

Hazel: STAR WARS!!!!!!

Kitty & Brie: DA DA DAD DADA DA DA DUDUDUD DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN!!

Liz: Please tell me Finn’s still alive.

April: I don’t care as long as they don’t kill everyone like in Rogue One.

Liz: Rogue One was more of a Suicide Squad than Suicide Squad was.

April: True.

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Kit & Brie: STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS!!!

Hazel: FOOD!

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Josie: Booooo commercials!

Josh: You know we can skip them right?

Josie: ………………………

Kit & Brie: STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS!!

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Thanks for Reading (sorry it was short)

-Abby. 🙂

 

 

 

 

AGPS 2 Chipped/ Chocolate chip cookies/ Just me talking/I don’t know what this is ??!!! XD

PEASANTS WE’RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES …………..Oooooh no. The Black Parade just started playing. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY!!………Sorry. AND YOU’RE GONNA EAT THEM IF YOU MAKE THEM….. YEAH.WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

This is the Photo shoot for Sam’s contest and just me talking btw.

Alright, I’ll save it. Sorry, it’s a favorite and I’m free writing now so it’s the equivalent of a video. WE’LL CARRY OOOONNNNNN!!! ….I’m sorry it’s habit.

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OK. Now you all get to hear me copy that recipe from the back of the chocolate chip bag.

  • 2 1/4 cups flour
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1 cup butter (2 sticks)
  • 3/4 cups sugar
  • 3/4 brown sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 3/4 chocolate chips
  • Nuts unless you have an allergy. The ER is not the place to be tonight.

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We’re gonna cream our sugar and butter. Two amazing things folks butter and sugar they taste amazing. Not really healthy but hey History fact: In Renaissance Italy, it was considered beautiful to be fat and pale. Granted they were wealthy still, we need a time machine.

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So vanilla smells like heaven.Just don’t taste it.  Smells like heaven tastes like hell. Also, it’s pricey. So don’t dump it all in a coffee cake like I did once. (It still tasted good for the record)

Add vanilla eggs, then dry ingredients.

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Now here are then nuts. That you DON’T ADD if you have an allergy. Or you’ll end up looking like Honey Boo Boo’s mom’s chin.

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*Before you ask no this is not diet and yes this is my 3rd cheat day in a row*.

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Ten minutes in the oven at 375 degrees.

NOW YOU GET TO HEAR ME TALK MORE YAYYYYYYYY!!!

*I know you probably just came here for the pics.

 

FINE HERE:

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So one more thing to those who joined Sam’s Photoshoot Competition. If I lower the points in any way, just kick me out alright? I’ve seen a LOT of good work and my team should NOT have to fail just because, my photo’s stink. Ok? So seriously if the points get lowered because of my work lower them for me, not for the rest of my team. And if that gets me kicked out then that’s fine. I’ll still do the Photo shoot  if Sam allows me to, I just might not be on a team and I wouldn’t be getting any points.

Awesome job Team Kanani and the other teams. May the force with you.

FAREWELL

 

Mission Valentine: Part two (FINALE).

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YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND ME IN THE PAST. I CAN BE CREATED IN THE PRESENT, BUT THE FUTURE CAN NEVER TAINT ME. WHAT AM I???

Liz: Huh…… Maybe no.

April: Kiki suggested memories.

Liz: Perfect where do you find memories??

April: A scrapbook?

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April: How many of these do we have?

Liz: About eight, three if you cut out the baby pictures.

April: I don’t see anything.

Liz: Me neither….What else could it be??

April: Boyfriends??

Liz: ………I’m going to pretend I didn’t just hear that.

April: What? It might be.

Liz: YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND ME IN THE PAST. I CAN BE CREATED IN THE PRESENT, BUT THE FUTURE CAN NEVER TAINT ME.

Liz: Boyfriends can be tainted.

April: Fictional boyfriends can’t.

Liz: They can die.

April: No.

Liz: ……Sherlock, Finnick, Newt, Augustus,…

April: STOP I GET IT YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY!!!

Liz: HISTORY!!!

April: Huh?

Liz: HISTORY WHERE DO YOU FIND HISTORY?!!

April: A book?

Liz: TO THE LIBRARY!!!

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April: What kind of history are we looking for? French, English, German, American..?

Liz: No idea but we’ll find it somewhere.

…………TWO HOURS LATER………………………

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Liz: It’s not here. is it?

April: Not in these at least.

Liz: I’ll go look in the paperbacks.

April: Good Luck!

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April: LIZ I FOUND IT!!!
Liz: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Library remember.

Liz: What does it say?

April: SOME LIKE ME HOT SOME LIKE ME COLD SOME LIKE ME SWEET AND SOME LIKE ME BOLD.

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Liz: Ice cream?

April: Who likes warm ice cream?

Liz: I know sorry i need some caffeine.

April:………………..CAFFEINE!

April: COFFEE!

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Liz: Well this got us nowhere.

April: Wait what’s this?

…OUTSIDE

 

 

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Yes my town looks like Narnia I know.

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Liz: Well we found Cupid??

April: Who are you? Hazel?

Aileen: I’m a leprechaun and this guy is Cupid. He’s keeping St. Patricks Day from coming.

April: You aren’t wearing green.

Aileen: So? It’s gold I like gold.

Cupid: *Gestures towards object in snow

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April: THWACK!!

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Cupid: You’re kidding me I have a bow and arrow. She has a sword. And a makeup artist knocks a goddess out with a backpack.

April: Girly girls have dark sides too. I may be basic but I’m not dumb I know where to hit people.

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April: Thanks for the chocolate Cupid.

Liz: I should get all the chocolate I got bruised the worst.

April: Excuse you who knocked the enemy out cold?

Cupid: You peasants have no clue I made a holiday.

Liz: Pretty boy you couldn’t get out of Lil Miss Aileen’s trap.

April: I GET THE CHOCOLATE!!

HAPPY VERY VERY VERY BELATED  VALENTINES DAY!!!!

BEHIND THE SCENES:

How to do the make up.

https://brunchwiththedolls.wordpress.com/2017/02/18/aprils-make-up-tutorials-cuts-bruises-blood/

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Superbowl 2017

Oh, look two days behind right off schedule as usual.I’m not a Patriot fan or a Falcon I hate both.  Oh well, I have nothing new say except Thank you for the 8o cent coffee Patriots. Enjoy the post. It’s a short one.

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K: GET TO THE GAME ALREADY!!!!

Announcer: Please rise for our national anthem.

Kit: I don’t wanna I wanna sit.

Everyone else: KIT!!!

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Kit: Josie you aren’t standing.

Josie: I AM DISABLED!!!!

Josie: Also I’m saluting.

………Land of the free da da da da oh come on we sing it every Sunday we all know how it goes.

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Kit: Why does the conductor doing the chicken dance?

April: I’ll be very disappointed if Steve Rogers doesn’t fly in here on a bald eagle showering us with Doritos.

Liz: He’s saving it for the Fourth of July.

Just to classify who’s on which team:

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Patriots(New England): Josie, Kit, K, Essie

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Falcons (Atlanta, Georgia:) Liz, Brie, Hazel, April

Josie: Prepare to die from the power of Dunkin Donuts

Liz: Ha sure thing Josie.

April: There is no way were losing this.

…………………Ya sure about that April Sure?

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Liz: YES KICK THEIR BUTTS FALCONS!!!!!!

………………..I’m skipping the halftime show because it’s not P!ATD or any other band I like.

Josie: YES!!! FREE COFFEE WELL 80 CENT COFFEE!!!

Liz: No NO COME ON THAT WAS NEW ENGLANDS FIFTH ONE!!

Kit: Hahhahahahaha!!

K: We do cheat, though.

Essie: Not this time we’re getting better.

 

Thanks for Reading, Sorry for the lack of pictures.

FAREWELL KILLJOYS, AND PEASANTS.

*That was your song reference btw.