Cinco De Mayo

This post is as late as a season of Sherlock.

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Josie: Hola!!! Welcome to Cinco De Mayo!

Josie: Cinco De Mayo is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico and the U.S. However most American’s mistake the actual holiday as Mexico’s Independence Day. It is not. Cinco De Mayo is actually a celebration of the victory over French forces in the battle of Puebla. The holiday is usually celebrated with food, parades, music, dancing, ect. But in the U.S it’s mostly another excuse to ruin that diet you’ve supposedly been on since January.

Josie: I’m the closest to being Mexican although I’m from New Mexico which makes no sense but that’s what we’re working with.

Josie: Now I’ll quit jabbering and start this little Fiesta shall we?

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Josie: Alright now we’ll start with making some guacamole.

Josie: You will need……

Josh: DID SOMEONE SAY GUACAMOLE???!!!!

Josh: WELL LEMME GET MY SOMBRERO!!!

Josie: Josh no.

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Josh: BONJOUR MY TINY TACO FRIENDS!!!!

Josie: That’s French, not Spanish.

Brie: TACOS???!!

Josie: Oh no.

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Brie: MEXICO HERE WE COME!!!!

Josie: Oh gosh no. Is that my skirt???!!

Brie: Yep and I look FABULOUS!!!!!!

Josie:……. Don’t.

Josh: Taco’s are very welcome over the wall Mexicans aren’t.

Josie: JOSHUA!!!

Josh: Hey it’s true. You go talk with Trump if you don’t want a wall I just want tacos and guacamole!!

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Josie: I apologize for the interruptions. Now the ingrediants are…….

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Brie: Oh my dear sugar skulls I’m Josie and I take this holiday way too seriously, and I won’t let anyone eat or have fun.

Josie: HEY!

Josh: DANCE PARTY!!!

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Josie: Wait what??!!!

Brie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANCE PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Brie: COME ON JOSIE GET INTO IT!

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Josie: Again I am very sorry I’m out of time for the guacamole, but I’ll show you the recipe for tacos be…

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Brie: NOM NOM nom.

Josie: BRIE!!!!!

Josie: YOU LITTLE DEVIL COME BACK HERE!!!!

Brie: *giggling.

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Josie: Now Brie hit the pinata this time not Josh.

Brie: Awwww but that’s no fun.

Josie: Brie.

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Brie: HE YA!!!
Brie: *Miss Piggy karate chops the pinata

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Brie: CANDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THANKS FOR READING AND HAPPY BELATED CINCO DE MAYO!!

-Abby 🙂

American Girl Doll store

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Hello! peasants. Everyone doing well? It’s been f o r e v e r since I posted. FOREVER. It’s not that I haven’t been taking photos I have 5-6 posts that I JUST HAVE TO WRITE. I have Easter on here still EASTER. …… So ya I’m behind big time. Anyways this is a long post well all of my posts are long. So grab some food, get comfy, and brace yourself for my endless ranting since I’m behind.

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Kit: I’m bored.

Josie: It’s been two minutes since we left.

Brie: I’m so excited what are we going to buy??!!!!

Josie: Well since Josh had to spend all our money on a popcorn machine not much.

Brie: What Popcorn Machine??

*Flashback  Time: March, 28th, 2017

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Josie: No. Get that thing out of my house now.
Josh: Firstly it’s a popcorn machine and it works well,  and it was cheap.

Josie: How much was it?

Josh: Eight dollars.

Josie:……

Josie: JOSH THAT’S THE LAST OF THE MONEY WE HAVE!!!

Josh: How was I supposed to know that we’re poor.

Josie: WE LIVE OFF RAMEN NOODLES AND COFFEE!! LIZ SLEEPS IN A HAMMOCK!!! KIT MAKES 5 BUCKS A WEEK SELLING NEWSPAPERS AND MAKING BOTTLE RETURNS!!!!

Josie: ON A SCALE FROM KIT’S GRADES TO JOSH’S DESPERATE  ATTEMPTS AT CARTWHEELS. WE ARE HIGHER IN DEBT THAN BRIE’S EGO.

Present Day: April 29

Brie: Oh yeah I remember.

Kit: Can we change the radio station this is the third time we’ve heard bohemian rhapsody.

Josie: …………………

Brie: ……………………..

Me:………………………………….

My Mom: ………………………….

The president:…………………….

The country:………………………….

The world:………………………………

God:……………………………………………………………….

Satan:……………………………………………………………………..

The Universe:……………………………………………………………….

Can you hear all the silent death glares pointed at poor Kit right now?

Josie: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

April (from the car trunk):  SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brie: THUNDERBoLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!

Josie (High note): GALILEO!!!

Brie (Little softer): GALILEO!

Josie (High note): GALILEO!!!

Brie (Little softer): GALILEO!

EVERYONE: GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICO OOOOOO

(whispering): I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me

EVERYONE: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

………..Well you know the rest of the song……………………………………………………………….

2 hours later…

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Brie: WELCOME TO THE HOTEL TOUR!!!

Brie: These are the beds.

Brie: And this.

Brie: IS THE HEAVENLY SHOWER THAT WE ALL LOVE!

 

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The American Girl Doll Store

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Kit: I have clones?!?!

Kit: I have clones, I could make them do my chores, and creep people out, I COULD START AN ARMY!! THE KIT ARMY!!

Josie: You could if you had 500 dollars.

Kit: Or I could just steal them.

Josie: ……………….Wow ok.

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Josie: Hi Julie.

Julie: …………………………

Josie:……………………………..

Josie: Awkward silence right you’re a display doll.

Josie: *waves arms in Julies face.

Josie: Can you hear me? Are you dead?

Josie: This would actually be a very good place to hide a body.

Josie: No one knows if you’re on display and alive or dead.

Josie: Then again we can’t be alive we’re fictional characters.

Kit: WHAT?!

Josie: Nothing.

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Kit: Hey Josie these are Wellie Wishers?

Josie: What’s a Wishy well?

Kit: No WELLIE WISHER!!

Josie: Welliewish wishywell?

Josie: Isn’t that an actor?

Kit: Whatever, we should get one!

Kit: We could babysit it!!

Josie: You can’t even keep a plant alive. Are you sure you can keep a kid alive for one hour?

Kit: That’s….. A valid point.

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Kit: Look it’s Patrick Stump with a sex change!

Josie: Patricia Stump!

Kit: What would the other band members be named if they were female.

Josie: Patrick Stump = Patricia Stump, Andy Hurley= Andie Hurley, Joe Trohman = Jay Trohman, Pete Wentz =….. I honestly don’t know.

Kit: Fall Out Girls.

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Josie: I love these moments.

Josie: When you have the chance to do the right thing.

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Josie: I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Josie: And steal the disabled’s fries.

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This is why I’m not allowed in malls by the way. I buy EVERYTHING. Anyways the AG haul. Don’t get excited I’m not giving anything away I’m selfish. Unlike Kiki so go check out her giveaway.

https://cherrycola22.wordpress.com/2017/04/28/kamilles-one-wish-photo-shoot-giveaway/

Because Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Free advertising. But really go check it out.

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First up Josie’s accessories. I am in love with the necklace.

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Then we have Josie’s feast outfit,

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I LOVE THESE SHOES. Also it was between this outfit and her festival outfit.

😉

If you’ve read this far just know April has been dropped off at the AG Hospital for a new head.

Thanks For Reading!!

-Abby. :))

 

 

Movie Night

Hello. Hope all you peasants are enjoying Easter weekend. Sorry it’s been a while this is a short one, because I have a easter post to plan. 🙂 So enjoy.

 

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Kitty: SOMEONE GET THE POPCORN!!!

Brie: AND CANDY!!!

Kitty: April get the popcorn!

Apri: It’s Liz’s turn.

Liz: I’m busy.

April: Snapchatting is not considered busy.

Liz: It was when you did it last week!

Hazel: I’ll make it!

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Brie: HURRY UP THE MOVIE IS STARTING!!!!

Hazel: It’s just commercials.

Kitty: Oh. My. Gosh.

Brie: ……

Kit:…………………

Hazel:………………….

Liz: …………….

Everyone: ………..

Hazel: STAR WARS!!!!!!

Kitty & Brie: DA DA DAD DADA DA DA DUDUDUD DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN!!

Liz: Please tell me Finn’s still alive.

April: I don’t care as long as they don’t kill everyone like in Rogue One.

Liz: Rogue One was more of a Suicide Squad than Suicide Squad was.

April: True.

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Kit & Brie: STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS!!!

Hazel: FOOD!

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Josie: Booooo commercials!

Josh: You know we can skip them right?

Josie: ………………………

Kit & Brie: STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS!!

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Thanks for Reading (sorry it was short)

-Abby. 🙂

 

 

 

 

Freshtival (Spring Festival)

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Greetings Peasants. I don’t really have much to say so enjoy the post!! 😀

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Brie: FOOOOOOOD TRUCKS!!!!

April: Brie we can eat later, besides I don’t want to stain this new dress.

Brie: That’s not new. It’s just been washed.

April: Well I don’t want to ruin it.

April: Also bikini season is coming up and I don’t want to be fat for summer.

Brie: You don’t even swim!!!!

April: I DO!!

Brie: No you just model for Instagram and tan.

April: AND I LOOK GOOD!

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Brie: I WANNA TERRARIUM!!!!!

April: Thirty Bucks?!! You could buy an outfit or some cute shoes or…

Brie: OR CHOCOLATE OR FOOD OR A TERRARIUM!!!
April: You know it’s gonna die right?

Brie: No it won’t.

April: BRIE YOU KILLED A FAKE PLANT!!!

Brie: No it committed suicide!

April: First of all that’s impossible secondly that’s even worse!!

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Brie: I like this one.

April: Don’t pet it. It might die.

Brie: I’m not gonna kill Planty.

April: Planty?? You just named a plant Planty?

Brie: Well I’m sorry what would you name it?

April: I WOULDN’T IT’S A PLANT!!

Brie: You hurt Planty’s feelings.

April: Oh my gosh.

Brie: It’s okay Planty April doesn’t mean that.

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April: Ugh this is disgusting!! What if spiders are in here??!

Brie: SPIDER!!!!!!

April: WHERE??!!!

Brie: HahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAA!!!!

April: Get over here you little…!

Brie: AHHHHHH!!!

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Brie: I’M HUNGRY!!!!

April: Fine they have a cooking demonstration with free food.

Brie: Yayyy!!

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Brie: Is he done yet??

April: Shhhhh

Brie: He’s been cooking for hours!! I’M HUNGRY!
April: SHHHHHHHHHHH! It’s been five minutes!

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April: This is really good.

Brie: I’m still hungry!!

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Brie: FINALLY FOOD TRUCKS!!!!!

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April: Ugh I’m so fat!

Brie: I’m getting seconds!!

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Brie: BABY CHICKS!!!!!

Thanks for Reading sorry that one was a little short but the food was awesome!! 🙂 Feel free to comment and have an awesome day.

FAREWELL!!!

 

Blizzard Prepare/ Brie Girl Scout

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Hi. So this is up early since tomorrow we are getting a blizzard, and apparently, it’s bad because Connecticut has a curfew….. 9 p.m. No one can drive or you get pulled over.  Also if I lose power I will not be able to post. So hopefully we won’t. No promises, though. Also enjoy Holi festival if you live in India.

Brie: Hi I’m Brie, a trusty loyal girl scout (It’s been years since I’ve been in girl scouts I’m sorry I forgot the dumb oath).

Brie: Today we are going to be learning about storm safety.
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Brie: I need to learn the storm preparedness badge.

Brie: Luckily I have my two best friends helping me out.

Hazel: We’re not your best friends.

Brie: Okay friends.

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Brie: Staying safe and warm is very important during a blizzard especially up here in New England.

Kit: Canada has it worse.

Brie: Well close enough. It’s still important.

Kit: OOoh Blizzards I could go for one of those now anyone wanna go to Dairy Queen??

Brie: NO IT’S NOT SAFE!!! K BRING IN THE SECURITY BLANKETS!! KIT’S IN SHOCK!!

Kit: I’m not in shock I’m HUNGRY!!

Hazel: Well SOMEONE COUGH COUGH  GOVERNER HAD TO GIVE US CURFEW!!!!

Brie: Yes, and as his responsibility as the governor….

Kit: Oh here we go again.

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Brie: IN ORDER TO SURVIVE!!

Hazel: Geez Brie calm down this isn’t the apocalypse!

Brie: OUR GREATEST NEMESIS  THE SNOW IS UPON US WE MUST SURVIVE, LIVE AND THRIVE IN VICTORY!!!! IT WILL BE HARD ON US ALL!! BUT GOD BLESS OUR SOULS WE CAN MAKE IT!!

Kit: Ok hang on lemme make a call real quick..

Kit: Yeah Hi America is it the Fourth of July yet? No? Any wars? Ok. So we don’t need anyone screaming motivational speeches from the rooftops while bald eagles circle the flag right? Okay no. Thanks.

Brie: STOP DIMMING MY SPARKLE!!!!

Brie: Ahem. In order to survive,  you will need.

  • Water LOTS OF WATER OR YOU WILL DIE
  • DRIED UNDEAD FOOD THAT CAN’T DIE OR YOU WILL DIE
  • Candles BECAUSE WHEN YOU’RE DYING YOU CAN DIE SMELLING “FRENCH LAVENDER SHEETS” OR “HAWAII’S FIRE BONG BONG HULA SUNSET”
  • Matches BECAUSE THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
  • Flashlight which I don’t have because I’m an idiot.
  • Books BECAUSE BOOKS
  • A radio. Because you might wanna listen to ads while you’re dying.
  • A toothbrush and toothpaste.
  • MORE WATER BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE EVEN IF YOU ARE FREEZING IN SOLID WATER WE JUST NEED MORE WATER FOR SOME REASON!!!

 

Brie: Now I will demonstrate how to make survival food.

Person: Crunch crunch crunch

Brie: KIT NO NO NO NO NO THAT’S OUR FOOD!!!!

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Brie: Anyways now I will teach you how to make food.

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Brie: You mix one Tablespoon of “food” in a bowl.

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Brie: Now you add water and mix.

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Brie: Now light a fire and cook till…….

CRACK!!!!

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Brie: HEY WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?!!! WHERE’S MY CANDLE?!!

Hazel: Well there goes the power.

Brie: OMG WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!

Kit: Chill

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Hazel: Well this is just peachy.

Kit: I’m still hungry.

Brie: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

THANKS FOR READING FAREWELL AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR IF YOU LOSE POWER AND FREEZE!!

Brie’s City Tour

Greetings peasants.

So I did a photoshoot I forget what it was called but it was mostly scenery of Milford center. But everyone seemed to like it, so I thought Brie would show you around some other places. You might’ve noticed my blog posts have gotten a bit unusual not really my typical writing style. Also if you click Meet the Dolls it may be a bit weird since I’m tweaking that. So I’m just playing around for a while making some little changes.  Feedback is always welcome. Feel free to comment as always. If you’re new, welcome firstly. No rules for the comment section just be nice to my followers. Feedback is always good, feel free to comment as always and Enjoy the post.

Now we hand this to Brie.

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WELCOME TO NEW HAVEN I’M BRIE THE FABULOUS TOUR GUIDE!!!!!!

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I have no idea what these buildings are but you can pretty much see them at all times.

Cool thing is if you edit this into black and white it looks haunted and a lot like Disney’s tower of terror.

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This is Atticus  a bookstore and cafe if you look back two years at breakfast with the dolls you’ll see this place again in this post:  https://breakfastwiththedolls.wordpress.com/2015/08/26/a-day-in-the-city/

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This place has REALLY good lattes by the way. I don’t drink coffee I think it’s gross, but Everyone else does.

Liz: It’s amazing Brie A M A Z I N G.

April: Better than Starbucks.

OKAY,  OKAY I get it you guys like coffee.

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If you’re into stationary they have a lot of neat stuff.

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This store is pretty expensive, but they collect handiwork from women across the globe and give them fair pay for it.

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Farewell THANKS FOR READING!!!!!!!

-Abby and Brie. 🙂