Happy Chinese New Year PEASANTS!!
I missed the New Years post earlier so instead, we’re doing China’s new year. Yay!!
Sorry. I didn’t get a post up on Wednesday, but this one was a pain in the butt to make so enjoy.
April: People should be arriving soon.
Liz: All they have to do is walk upstairs. I hardly call that arriving.
April: That smells amazing!
Liz: HEY!! No touchy get out of the pot sticker porthole.
Liz: Alright people coming through!
Kit: HI BRIE!!!!
Liz: You see each other every day why are you two so excited?!
April: Are those noodles?!!
April: Liz you’re making it very hard to stay on my diet.
Brie: Hurry up! I’M STARVING TO DEATH!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
April: Liz, leave some potstickers for people.
Liz: People are overrated.
Kit: It’s a tradition that whoever gets the longest noodle lives the longest!!
K: Have fun dying peasants I’m living the longest.
Liz: Oh I beg to differ!
K: Please, that noodle is shorter than Robert Downey Jr.
Liz: Yours looks like you’re gonna live till 2018!!!
Kit: WELL I GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CHICKEN!!!
Brie: I GOT THE BEST FORTUNE.
Josie: I gotta jar of dirt!!
Liz: Brie you haven’t even read it yet!
Brie: OH NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: Alright Peasants listen up!!! We’re going to play a game. The winners get two years of good luck! The losers get to play the wheel of torture.
Kit: What’s the wheel of torture?!
April: You’re just gonna have to find out.
K: Don’t you dare Josie. Don’t do it I will dump you in Mordor don’t do it.
Josie: *Moves the maze
K: I WILL KILL YOU!!!
Picture taken by K.
Kit: I hate this game I can’t get to the mouse.
(The game is Labyrinth by the way)
So my dog likes to sniff the camera.
Brie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO!!
Kit: Dang it.
K: YES NO WHEEL OF TORTURE!!
Josie: Have fun losers.
THE WHEEL OF TORTURE
Two or more players are blindfolded.
Cups are filled with foreign liquids for adults usually, it’s alcohol or teens it’s anything from pickle juice to orange juice to soy sauce.
Cups are placed on a lazy susan or rotating platform.
Players stop the platform and drink whatever is in front of you.
If you play this with dolls you still have to drink what’s in front of your doll.
Brie: I have a bad feeling about this.
April: Players pick your poison.
Kit: May the odds be ever in your favor.
Brie: Likewise.*plugging her nose
Kit: AHHHHH MY TOUNGE IS ON FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WATER WATER!!
Guess who got the hot sauce. Yeah, it was gross if you play this please don’t puke.
Alright Thanks for reading, Happy new year.
Behind the Scenes
Liz’s makeup took an hour
Liz: The cart is made for carrying food not you.