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MEET THE DOLLS

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WARNING: you are about to meet the most insane, sarcastic, craziest group of dolls you have ever met.

HAZEL

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This is Hazel. She’s fourteen, her birthday is December, 15. She is so hyper and energetic she is basically an energy drink.  She loves science. I can’t tell you how many times she has fried my microwave. She breaks EVERYTHING. She LOVES hats like really loves hats for some reason. She is a recovering vegan, but now she’s a carnivore because bacon. She is an extroverted hyper teen. Hazel loves Bring me the Horizon, it’s her favorite band and Twenty One Pilots. (Probably the only doll I share a somewhat similar music taste with). She is talented in mixed arts. She makes collages and mood boards when she gets bored especially when I have banned her from her science kits. She is an ENFP, -A/-T in the Myer-Briggs test. She loves cooking especially now that she can eat meat. She is clumsy VERY clumsy she tends to accidentally break things and hurt people since she’s constantly running around. Speaks Elvish fluently. Very good at parkour.

JOSH

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Josh is the eldest he’s 16. He’s more on the feminine side since he is a very good ballerina. And he’s ISFJ, -A/-T in Brigg Myers test. He is into fashion and makeup making him close friends with April. He’s also a little bit of a diva.

BRIE

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Brie is twelve years old, the youngest. Her birthday is August twenty-second . The drama queen of the family. She is pretty loud.VERY VERY OVER DRAMATIC. She loves singing (although she’s not very good). She LOVES food and chocolate. If you start hearing someone in the kitchen rustling around at 3 a.m. it’s most likely Brie. She has a little yorkie named Sugar. Brie is my first doll. Her dream job is to be a preschool teacher, or a ballerina. She takes ballet along with Josh. Her best friend is Kitty an aspiring reporter. She’s a huge diva, she’s still nice though. Little bit whiny and somewhat immature but very cute.

APRIL

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April, the fashion queen herself. Taking the role of the party planner of the family, the make up artist of the sets, and Aubrey’s evil cyber twin. (Aubrey of Joys of Julia). As well as Liz’s partner in crime.

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She is fashionable, intelligent, adventurous, literate, and a tad mischievous and evil. She and Josh plan for world domination over the fashion industry. She obsesses over cultures, cities, food, and obviously fashion.

LIZ

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Born on the brink of the American Revolution. She changed her name from Felicity to Liz, disguised as her English friend from the 1700s. Somehow making it from 1770 to 2017.  Her fiery spirit and temper make her the most feared out of my dolls. Mostly for her confidence, and leadership.  She’s 252 but is considered to be around fifteen and seventeen. She is very busy most of the time with driving the dolls around, cooking, school. She and April are private detectives. And she’s obsessed with Sherlock. Knows some French not fluently.

KITTY (kit)

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Unlike Liz most of her backstory is unknown to us. Kitty is a reporter, she handles our social media (except for Twitter) and she mostly works behind the scenes. Born on May 19, 1923. She’s thirteen currently, or ninety four in todays time. She loves strawberries. She spends the majority of her time writing.

Esméralda

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This is Essie. She grew up in France but came here two years ago. She is fourteen. Her birthday is December 23. She loves to bake and dance.  Is fluent in French and English.

JOSIE

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Josie born in 1815. She’s 202 years old considered to be around 16-18. She’s the mom of the group. She is usually very mother like, and mature. Much more mature than the others, Josie takes the role of pretty much everyone. Although everyone else is assigned tasks nine times out of ten she does them. Known for rolling around the house there aren’t many times you can see her in one place for longer than five minutes. With her Mexican background, she is banned from cooking especially from foods that aren’t meant to be spicy. Her birthday is September 17th. She is the only doll to fluently speak Spanish. Which is often in her dialogue.

K (Kanani)

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K is the athlete of the family. Sarcastic and tattooed (Not seen in the picture) she’s more rebellious than the rest. Her hair now dip dyed dark pink and chopped off at shoulder length makes her a little more noticeable. She is sixteen. Very sporty she’s very good at gymnastics, volleyball, martial arts, ice skating, soccer, and football. Everything but dance. Birthday is July 5th.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday Kiki

I need a better birthday song for people ^^ That one is getting old. Anyways Happy Birthday Kiki!! Yay you! Hang on lemme get a cake.

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Yeah I made that……..Not copy and pasted from Google at all. Not at all. Nope.  Why would anyone think that……………………………

Happy birthday Kiki thanks for tolerating me. Plus Brie ate your cake. Sorry.

Thanks for reading. 😀

NOT DEAD (well my dolls might be in the next post because drama) Idk man I haven’t posted in forever. Also this is just a really bad post full of my really bad ranting.

DID YOU MISS ME??!!

WELL HI. I’M NOT DEAD!! I know it’s a tragedy I’m still here. Speaking of tragedies when was my last post. ………………..

 

TWO MONTHS AGO??!!!!!!

 

What has my pretty fudging butt been doing for two months? Or better questions what have my dolls been doing? I don’t know man. I’ve had way to much coffee.

Anyways sorry for not posting in forever, sorry for not reading other peoples posts. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY POSTS I HAVE TO READ…. A LOT. A WHOLE FREAKING LOT. By the way I do have a TON of posts to write.

  •  Comic Con
  • Kit’s new series
  • Another artwork that I’ll probably mash up with this one
  • How to draw a comic character.

And more I haven’t even taken photos of yet. BUT my editing thing is down and has been down since late june which isn’t much of an excuse. But I’m gonna use it.

Thanks for Reading

I’ll post again today and maybe tomorrow but it probably won’t be about dolls.

 

How to draw a terrible eye Because I’m procrastinating my History homework :)

Welcome peasants to the depths of my despair and boredom. I’m supposed to be reading history right now but frankly I’ve read so much World War junk that my head is about to be blown off. Also, we might be having a third one soon if Trump fails. Whatever. If you’re seeing this post, congratulations you. This will probably be deleted within the next 48 hours maybe 24. So sit your pretty butts down you’re gonna learn how to draw an eyeball from the person with the least artistic talent in the universe. You’re welcome.

Finished Result:

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First things first we gotta draw an oval with to points on the sides. Pretty simple. I think we all know how to draw an oval.

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Now draw a circle inside the pointy weird lookin oval.

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*Sorry I didn’t edit these so tilt your head.

Now draw a tear drop thing at the top corner of your eye (this is for lighting).

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Now the fun part. Fill the pupil in with black (I used charcoal).

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Now if you’re using charcoal you gotta go smudgy smudgy. With your blendy thingy. I don’t know names so I’m making this up as I go.

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Outline the whole thing in charcoal/black and start adding eyelashes.

(For eyelashes don’t draw random lines start at the eyelid and draw quick strokes in an up direction)

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Add the lines, shading, eyelashes, and you should be done.

 

Cinco De Mayo

This post is as late as a season of Sherlock.

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Josie: Hola!!! Welcome to Cinco De Mayo!

Josie: Cinco De Mayo is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico and the U.S. However most American’s mistake the actual holiday as Mexico’s Independence Day. It is not. Cinco De Mayo is actually a celebration of the victory over French forces in the battle of Puebla. The holiday is usually celebrated with food, parades, music, dancing, ect. But in the U.S it’s mostly another excuse to ruin that diet you’ve supposedly been on since January.

Josie: I’m the closest to being Mexican although I’m from New Mexico which makes no sense but that’s what we’re working with.

Josie: Now I’ll quit jabbering and start this little Fiesta shall we?

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Josie: Alright now we’ll start with making some guacamole.

Josie: You will need……

Josh: DID SOMEONE SAY GUACAMOLE???!!!!

Josh: WELL LEMME GET MY SOMBRERO!!!

Josie: Josh no.

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Josh: BONJOUR MY TINY TACO FRIENDS!!!!

Josie: That’s French, not Spanish.

Brie: TACOS???!!

Josie: Oh no.

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Brie: MEXICO HERE WE COME!!!!

Josie: Oh gosh no. Is that my skirt???!!

Brie: Yep and I look FABULOUS!!!!!!

Josie:……. Don’t.

Josh: Taco’s are very welcome over the wall Mexicans aren’t.

Josie: JOSHUA!!!

Josh: Hey it’s true. You go talk with Trump if you don’t want a wall I just want tacos and guacamole!!

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Josie: I apologize for the interruptions. Now the ingrediants are…….

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Brie: Oh my dear sugar skulls I’m Josie and I take this holiday way too seriously, and I won’t let anyone eat or have fun.

Josie: HEY!

Josh: DANCE PARTY!!!

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Josie: Wait what??!!!

Brie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANCE PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Brie: COME ON JOSIE GET INTO IT!

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Josie: Again I am very sorry I’m out of time for the guacamole, but I’ll show you the recipe for tacos be…

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Brie: NOM NOM nom.

Josie: BRIE!!!!!

Josie: YOU LITTLE DEVIL COME BACK HERE!!!!

Brie: *giggling.

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Josie: Now Brie hit the pinata this time not Josh.

Brie: Awwww but that’s no fun.

Josie: Brie.

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Brie: HE YA!!!
Brie: *Miss Piggy karate chops the pinata

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Brie: CANDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THANKS FOR READING AND HAPPY BELATED CINCO DE MAYO!!

-Abby 🙂

American Girl Doll store

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Hello! peasants. Everyone doing well? It’s been f o r e v e r since I posted. FOREVER. It’s not that I haven’t been taking photos I have 5-6 posts that I JUST HAVE TO WRITE. I have Easter on here still EASTER. …… So ya I’m behind big time. Anyways this is a long post well all of my posts are long. So grab some food, get comfy, and brace yourself for my endless ranting since I’m behind.

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Kit: I’m bored.

Josie: It’s been two minutes since we left.

Brie: I’m so excited what are we going to buy??!!!!

Josie: Well since Josh had to spend all our money on a popcorn machine not much.

Brie: What Popcorn Machine??

*Flashback  Time: March, 28th, 2017

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Josie: No. Get that thing out of my house now.
Josh: Firstly it’s a popcorn machine and it works well,  and it was cheap.

Josie: How much was it?

Josh: Eight dollars.

Josie:……

Josie: JOSH THAT’S THE LAST OF THE MONEY WE HAVE!!!

Josh: How was I supposed to know that we’re poor.

Josie: WE LIVE OFF RAMEN NOODLES AND COFFEE!! LIZ SLEEPS IN A HAMMOCK!!! KIT MAKES 5 BUCKS A WEEK SELLING NEWSPAPERS AND MAKING BOTTLE RETURNS!!!!

Josie: ON A SCALE FROM KIT’S GRADES TO JOSH’S DESPERATE  ATTEMPTS AT CARTWHEELS. WE ARE HIGHER IN DEBT THAN BRIE’S EGO.

Present Day: April 29

Brie: Oh yeah I remember.

Kit: Can we change the radio station this is the third time we’ve heard bohemian rhapsody.

Josie: …………………

Brie: ……………………..

Me:………………………………….

My Mom: ………………………….

The president:…………………….

The country:………………………….

The world:………………………………

God:……………………………………………………………….

Satan:……………………………………………………………………..

The Universe:……………………………………………………………….

Can you hear all the silent death glares pointed at poor Kit right now?

Josie: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

April (from the car trunk):  SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brie: THUNDERBoLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!

Josie (High note): GALILEO!!!

Brie (Little softer): GALILEO!

Josie (High note): GALILEO!!!

Brie (Little softer): GALILEO!

EVERYONE: GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICO OOOOOO

(whispering): I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me

EVERYONE: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

………..Well you know the rest of the song……………………………………………………………….

2 hours later…

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Brie: WELCOME TO THE HOTEL TOUR!!!

Brie: These are the beds.

Brie: And this.

Brie: IS THE HEAVENLY SHOWER THAT WE ALL LOVE!

 

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The American Girl Doll Store

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Kit: I have clones?!?!

Kit: I have clones, I could make them do my chores, and creep people out, I COULD START AN ARMY!! THE KIT ARMY!!

Josie: You could if you had 500 dollars.

Kit: Or I could just steal them.

Josie: ……………….Wow ok.

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Josie: Hi Julie.

Julie: …………………………

Josie:……………………………..

Josie: Awkward silence right you’re a display doll.

Josie: *waves arms in Julies face.

Josie: Can you hear me? Are you dead?

Josie: This would actually be a very good place to hide a body.

Josie: No one knows if you’re on display and alive or dead.

Josie: Then again we can’t be alive we’re fictional characters.

Kit: WHAT?!

Josie: Nothing.

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Kit: Hey Josie these are Wellie Wishers?

Josie: What’s a Wishy well?

Kit: No WELLIE WISHER!!

Josie: Welliewish wishywell?

Josie: Isn’t that an actor?

Kit: Whatever, we should get one!

Kit: We could babysit it!!

Josie: You can’t even keep a plant alive. Are you sure you can keep a kid alive for one hour?

Kit: That’s….. A valid point.

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Kit: Look it’s Patrick Stump with a sex change!

Josie: Patricia Stump!

Kit: What would the other band members be named if they were female.

Josie: Patrick Stump = Patricia Stump, Andy Hurley= Andie Hurley, Joe Trohman = Jay Trohman, Pete Wentz =….. I honestly don’t know.

Kit: Fall Out Girls.

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Josie: I love these moments.

Josie: When you have the chance to do the right thing.

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Josie: I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Josie: And steal the disabled’s fries.

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This is why I’m not allowed in malls by the way. I buy EVERYTHING. Anyways the AG haul. Don’t get excited I’m not giving anything away I’m selfish. Unlike Kiki so go check out her giveaway.

https://cherrycola22.wordpress.com/2017/04/28/kamilles-one-wish-photo-shoot-giveaway/

Because Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Free advertising. But really go check it out.

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First up Josie’s accessories. I am in love with the necklace.

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Then we have Josie’s feast outfit,

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I LOVE THESE SHOES. Also it was between this outfit and her festival outfit.

😉

If you’ve read this far just know April has been dropped off at the AG Hospital for a new head.

Thanks For Reading!!

-Abby. :))

 

 

Movie Night

Hello. Hope all you peasants are enjoying Easter weekend. Sorry it’s been a while this is a short one, because I have a easter post to plan. 🙂 So enjoy.

 

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Kitty: SOMEONE GET THE POPCORN!!!

Brie: AND CANDY!!!

Kitty: April get the popcorn!

Apri: It’s Liz’s turn.

Liz: I’m busy.

April: Snapchatting is not considered busy.

Liz: It was when you did it last week!

Hazel: I’ll make it!

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Brie: HURRY UP THE MOVIE IS STARTING!!!!

Hazel: It’s just commercials.

Kitty: Oh. My. Gosh.

Brie: ……

Kit:…………………

Hazel:………………….

Liz: …………….

Everyone: ………..

Hazel: STAR WARS!!!!!!

Kitty & Brie: DA DA DAD DADA DA DA DUDUDUD DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN!!

Liz: Please tell me Finn’s still alive.

April: I don’t care as long as they don’t kill everyone like in Rogue One.

Liz: Rogue One was more of a Suicide Squad than Suicide Squad was.

April: True.

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Kit & Brie: STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS!!!

Hazel: FOOD!

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Josie: Booooo commercials!

Josh: You know we can skip them right?

Josie: ………………………

Kit & Brie: STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS!!

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Thanks for Reading (sorry it was short)

-Abby. 🙂